This was a card at Target.
I laughed for fucking ever.
Oh god Target what are you doing
omg
oh my god
best card.
(via you-dont-know-him-like-i-do)
My arm is dedicated to my childhood. Shel Silverstein was and continues to be one of my biggest literary influences. I chose the illustration from “Falling Up” and the second verse from “Where the Sidewalk Ends”, two of my favorites.
Todd Townsend @ Timeless Tattoo - Hollywood, CA.
(He’s incredible. This isn’t your run-of-the-mill, backwash, ghetto Hollywood shop. These artists are TALENTED.)
| Doctor: | You had twins, a boy and a girl, and they are both fine. Luckily, your brother named them for you. |
| Woman: | Oh no, not my brother! He's an idiot! What did he name the girl? |
| Doctor: | Denise. |
| Woman: | Well it isn't so bad, and what did he call the boy? |
| Doctor: | Denephew. |
I adore this quote.
I’m fairly sure it’s Shakespeare..But regardless.
(Source: youjustyou, via you-dont-know-him-like-i-do)